If I posted on Twitter, this might be what I say
Thursday, May 29 @ around 7:00 PM -- Doesn't it seem like baseball players are fouling balls of their shins and feet more often? I feel like players are always hopping around.
Wednesday, May 28 @ 10:44 AM -- I'm reading James by Percival Everett. Isn't it funny that in every historical novel about the South or the West there is always two families that kill each other indiscriminately? Thats all.